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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Numb lip

I woke up this morning to a numb lower lip. This isn't the first time it's happened... actually it's happened 3 or 4 other times in the past few years. You know how they say everyone eats on average 2-3 spiders a year while sleeping. Well... the spiders that enter my mouth at night rebel on the way in and always seem to bit my lip. I even woke up one time with a dead spider inbetween my teeth. Grosses you out right?! Well... how do you think I feel! I think this one actually bit closer to my gums - they're numb too.
Why do you think that is? Is my gaping hole more attractive than J's at night? You don't see her with a dead spider in her teeth! I donno. Maybe I need to wear a mask at night and let the spiders get her instead. :)

2 blogments:

ETK said...

Oh. My. God. I'd probably have to move. Immediately.

tt said...

I've got one word for ya..
SPRAY!!!!
Get 'em!!
It won't hurt Jaws either if you keep it close to the baseboards.
Sorry babe!