I woke up this morning to a numb lower lip. This isn't the first time it's happened... actually it's happened 3 or 4 other times in the past few years. You know how they say everyone eats on average 2-3 spiders a year while sleeping. Well... the spiders that enter my mouth at night rebel on the way in and always seem to bit my lip. I even woke up one time with a dead spider inbetween my teeth. Grosses you out right?! Well... how do you think I feel! I think this one actually bit closer to my gums - they're numb too.
Why do you think that is? Is my gaping hole more attractive than J's at night? You don't see her with a dead spider in her teeth! I donno. Maybe I need to wear a mask at night and let the spiders get her instead. :)
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Numb lip
at 9:24 PM
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Oh. My. God. I'd probably have to move. Immediately.
I've got one word for ya..
SPRAY!!!!
Get 'em!!
It won't hurt Jaws either if you keep it close to the baseboards.
Sorry babe!
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