Totally freaked out!!!

With the weight loss comes the loss of my boobs. HALLELUJAH!!!! I never thought they would go away. But... the part that makes me scratch my head is that according to all of the sites showing you how to get your correct bra size... I'm a 38B! What the fuck!?!?!?!? Yep - I went to several sites to make sure the one I was at wasn't on crack. One site even told me I was a 40AA and that's just too stupid for words. It said to measure below the bust... 34 inches... then add 5. If it's an odd number - round up. Hence the 40. And it said to measure the bust and subtract that from the 40 which gave the AA.

There's no way in hell I'm a 38B!! I know it's been said that 8 out of 10 women are wearing the wrong bra size. I believe that. Too many women these days have poochie-outies as I like to call them. No need to have 4 breasts honey... tuck them bitches in there to make the two that God gave you! I admit... I was a poochie-outie kinda gal when I was in denial that my boobs were getting bigger, but at least I made an effort to avoid the double boob look.

With that being said... measure yourself and tell me if what you're wearing is what it says you should be wearing. I just don't get it. I know my current bras are too big on me... but I know I didn't go from a DD to a B!!! Just ain't no way.

I am going shopping for bras tomorrow so I guess the truth will come out in due time.


***Later edit - I saw on another site that 34D, 36C, and 38B were relatively the same. Ok... that makes sense now! I can see myself wearing a 34D. Guess I will try them all on and see which one holds the babes! :)