OH GOOD LORD! I just realized that I have to buy a new bathing suit for Memorial Day weekend. no..no..no..no..no. I'd rather cut off a boob than shop for something that will make me look like a puffy tick! And of course I will be surrounded by a bunch of thin people. Jeanne... Joy... Cheryl... Debbie... all skinny bitches! Amy is about average and then there are the boys - skinny of course. Why do I always have to be the fat chick in the group. I'm pretty sick of that. If only I knew a bigger tick to invite. Hum... Nope - don't know anyone. I figure I'm about 10 stomach flu's away from my goal weight... or one round of tape worms. Hum.. such decisions. I'm opting for the tape worm. It's quicker. Anyone know how to obtain such a weight loss organism? Hit me up. I pay top dollar!
Saturday, May 12, 2007
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You're so funny!!
Go buy one of those tennis skirt thingies I wear...w/ the shorts underneath a short skirt. It's very elastic! Then get a tank top.
Problem solved! Yay for Sissy!!
If you find any tape worms let me know sissy!
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